Billy's Math Questions

Ms. Paul: What number comes after 2?

Billy: tree

Ms. Paul: It's three, not tree. Try again.

Ms. Paul: What are the numbers between 3 and 5?

Billy: fart

Ms. Paul: Nope, it's 4. Try again.

Ms. Paul: What number comes before 9?

Billy: masturbate

Ms. Paul: Billy! No! It's eight. Pay attention!